10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "No river, no fish."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!