10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.