10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters