10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Welcome to kicker school
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.