10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP