10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "No river, no fish."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?