10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.