10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!