10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"