10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-