10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.