10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)