10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.