10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --