10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.