10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
It's Free To Fold...
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
in the poker game of life women are the rake