10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders