10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.