10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"