10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet