10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.