10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel