10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!