10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.