10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- It's Free To Fold...
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'