10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier