10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!