10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "No river, no fish."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.