10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."