10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson