10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders