10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"