10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You have to piss with the dick you have