10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."