10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "No river, no fish."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"