10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester