10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave