10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd