10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.