10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.