10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson