10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."