10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• It's Free To Fold...
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.