10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.