10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)