10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?