10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers