10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.