10 Random Poker Quotes
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- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.