10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "No river, no fish."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim